Monday, May 24, 2010

Country Hopping

I come crawling back to the blogging world due to an unexpected, yet welcome, inspiration. Thank you for that! But let's get into the meat and potatoes of this pointless post...it seems everyone is jumping on a plane heading somewhere to do something important while I wait in Russellville. The metropolis some scholars have described as, "the unwavering, pillar of boredom of modern society" or "the rock in which fun breaks itself upon." Sounds exciting!

In other news, my first vacation of the year begins in two weeks from tomorrow. I will be spending it at home for my cousin's wedding! Congrats! I will probably spend a good amount of time fishing, hopefully with my PawPaw since he is an expert at all things, and the rest of the time will be spent stuffing my face!

A couple of points before signing off:
-If I went to Australia for any period over one week I would learn to surf and while surfing I would be viciously attacked by a Great White off the Great Barrier Reef. And in a shocking twist I would win...and become somewhat of an international sensation.

-If I went to Africa I would obviously hunt every large predator with my bare hands. And in a shocking twist would become the first person to do so and survive. I would become somewhat of an international sensation.

-I'm assuming the Philippines receive rainfall every day, so If I ventured there I would become the first person to actually be driven insane by nature's life giver. In a shocking twist, I would become somewhat of international sensation for it.