Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Attack of the Elephant Arm!

Soooooo yesterday I was out for a business meeting lunch thing with my boss and our sales rep. As I was enjoying my free sushi a wasp randomly attacked me and stung me on my arm. Not really a big deal except that I kinda have allergic reactions to them (not like the "take me to the hospital because I'm going to die in five seconds" kind of reaction). I proceed to swell where I got stung...bad. So my left arm looks huge...like elephant huge. I've gotten a few weird looks, but I just tell people that I'm doing an experiment and only work out using my left arm. You would be surprised how many people actually believe me! At least I got a free meal!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Ramblin' Man

So I feel like I should blog about something since I have blogged in like two weeks. The problem is I really don't know what to write about, so it's just going to be whatever random thoughts cross my mind.

I got the keys to my apartment a couple of days ago. Turns out that it's Brandon's former place...completely random I know. Maybe that will give me good luck? I bought a couch and love seat in Ft. Smith (which are pretty awesome I might add) along with end tables and a coffee table. I'm still trying to figure out how to get all that stuff down here along with my desk and dresser from my house in Greenwood. I wish I could just snap my fingers and make it appear.

I'm officially on a week vacation as of 6:30 p.m. tomorrow evening. I cannot wait! I'll have a nice relaxing week at home. I will probably move a few things down here, and do a lot of fishing with my cousin, Seth. Sometime during the week will be his bachelor party and then he gets married on Saturday. I'm sure I'll help my PawPaw around the farm quite a bit by vaccinating the cows and getting a few loads of feed. Praying that we don't have to build any fence...cause it sucks bad. I need to till my Aunt's garden as well. But I cannot wait to be home! I miss it so much!

I've been reading everyone's blogs like crazy! I love them! Gentry's blog really makes me laugh!

Sorry this post was random/stupid!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Country Hopping

I come crawling back to the blogging world due to an unexpected, yet welcome, inspiration. Thank you for that! But let's get into the meat and potatoes of this pointless post...it seems everyone is jumping on a plane heading somewhere to do something important while I wait in Russellville. The metropolis some scholars have described as, "the unwavering, pillar of boredom of modern society" or "the rock in which fun breaks itself upon." Sounds exciting!

In other news, my first vacation of the year begins in two weeks from tomorrow. I will be spending it at home for my cousin's wedding! Congrats! I will probably spend a good amount of time fishing, hopefully with my PawPaw since he is an expert at all things, and the rest of the time will be spent stuffing my face!

A couple of points before signing off:
-If I went to Australia for any period over one week I would learn to surf and while surfing I would be viciously attacked by a Great White off the Great Barrier Reef. And in a shocking twist I would win...and become somewhat of an international sensation.

-If I went to Africa I would obviously hunt every large predator with my bare hands. And in a shocking twist would become the first person to do so and survive. I would become somewhat of an international sensation.

-I'm assuming the Philippines receive rainfall every day, so If I ventured there I would become the first person to actually be driven insane by nature's life giver. In a shocking twist, I would become somewhat of international sensation for it.